A bit about myself....

My name is Aizat. I'm thirteen. Study at SMK Tebobon. Currently single. Not so many friends. Live at Tmn Malawa Jaya. And a rotten luck.......

Monday, December 12, 2011

Hack, hack, hack....

Finally, a time to post something in my blog. It's just weird, the internet connection is horrible. I managed to go to a cyber for a consistent connection. Today, I'll discuss with you about hacking. What everyone doesn't like. Though some do....

Hacking a website doesn't prove anything. It doesn't prove you are cool, it doesn't prove you are a genius. It only makes you a criminal. Hackers can change everything since computers run almost everything in our daily lives. Hackers can cause accidents. They can cause many things. Accidents, loss of a huge amount of money, they can also cause a huge problem in an important company. Which can cause a billion dollar loss in a world. That's the bad side of hacking. The good side is, hacking can sometime help other people. Some hackers are hired by companies to prevent hackers from intruding their website. It's like, fire against fire. Only with modern things.

That's all for today. Peace Out....

Friday, December 9, 2011

zzzzzzzzzzz

the connection here are f**ked up. zzzzzzzzzz

Forgive is easier than to forget.

Today, I want to share my opinion on forgiving. Like what people say, forgive is easier than to forget. It's true.

If someone makes you sad, angry or some negative emotions, it's easier to forgive. Although the emotions are still there, you will definitely feel better. If you try to forget, well, have fun feeling miserable. By forgiving, it's a win win. He feels better, you feel better. If you try to forget 'without' forgive, it's a lose lose. He feels guilty, you feel miserable. Trust me when I say this, you won't forgive the person instantly after he or she makes you angry or sad. When he does that, you'll ignore him/her for a minute or two. After that, you'll decide to forgive or forget. It's true. Besides, forgiving is kind. You can forgive someone in front of your girlfriend and she'll like you more. Keep forgiving and you can gain much things. Actually, this is the first thing I found without a bad side. Maybe there is, it's just I hadn't found it.

That's it for today. Peace Out!! *I have to go to the bathroom....*

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Laugh Out Loud (muahahahahha)

Today we'll talk something about what everybody does in a good mood, laughing. Laughing is everywhere. Not a single day passes without you laughing. It's fun to laugh. Not laugh at people, laugh at yourself.

When someone tells you a joke, you laugh. When someone tickles you, you laugh. When someone fells from their bike, you laugh. Okay, that was me. But sincerely, laughing can be good for you. If you're in a bad mood, it can disappear by simply laugh. If you laugh, other people will start laughing too. Don't believe me? Try it. When you're sitting among a crowd, start laughing for no reason. After a few seconds, there will be giggles. After a few minutes, the whole crowd will start laughing. (It's happened before at my school. What a mess. But still, it's fun.) And then, there is the bad side of laughing. When you laugh too hard, your throat will start to hurt. And your stomach will feel weird. And if you continue laughing, you won't have time to breathe and then, dies. It's dangerous so keep the laughing to a moderate level.

That's "eat" for today. Speaking of eat, I want to go and have my dinner. Peace Out!!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

WTF....

I haven't been posting anything these days. Because me internet connection is f**ked up. Let's see, tonight I'll be posting something. Don't know what, but something......

What did the doctor gave me....

Just got out of the clinic. Whoa, the doctor gave me a pack of pills. I feel weird when swallowed one. Feeling dizzy.......

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Boyfriends, daily, (Girls only)

Okay, I'll be totally honest, I don't know what girls think about us, boys. I brought my friend (who is a girl) to help me with it. I wonder what do girls think about us.....

Okay, boys are easy to understand. Some can very stupid (me: hey!) and yet some can be very romantic, charming, kind and stupid. Like this guy right next to me. (me: that's twice!) Boys can be very serious when they want you to be their girlfriend. You may fall for it. When they want you, they release this aura that a girl can't resist. It will not make you his girlfriend, it will increase your attraction towards him. When a boy is seriously hitting on a girl, he'll have a 85% chance of succeeding. Not like the idiot right here. (me: strike three. I'm going to kill you) Anyway, we girls have got to cherish our relationship with boys. Ever see boys cry when we break up? No. That's because boys can get over it easily. Girls, well, maybe a few weeks. That's why girls need to be careful when dating a guy. You need to appreciate your relationship with him. Sure you can make all the boys in the school chase you, but the one you've been searching for, is the one who stays back. Like this guy right here. My boyfriend....

O-okay, that's weird. She shouldn't have posted in at my blog. hehehe, love you too sweetie. Okay, until next time. Peace Out!!

I've been busy.... (playing games. eheheheh)

Whoa, hadn't posted anything yesterday. No matter. I'll post something today. I promised I'll post something about boys for girls huh, well just wait.....

Monday, December 5, 2011

Girlfriends daily (note, this is specificly for BOYS only. Girls can read at their own will)

Ok, I know most of you already has a girlfriend (or two. like me) Some maybe don't have one. Don't worry, keep trying. Girls are complicated. They're like a code that's hard to crack. If you messed up, you'll have a 60% chance of losing her. So, be kind to her.

Girlfriends are not very easy to get (unless that girl is head over heels in love with you). First, you gotta make sure that girls doesn't hate you. If she hates you, look for another one. Once you've confirmed that, then make your move. I'll tell you how to get a girlfriend in my other post later on. Girlfriends are hard to get, but they are easy to love. Just don't hurt her feelings, and watch what you're saying. Also, you must be good at persuading. If she sulks, then go after her. But if she has an older brother, then you're dead (that is if she tells her brother). You have heard the saying, "You break her heart, I break your legs" right? It's true. So be careful. Another thing, you must always tell her you love her. If you ignore her for too long, she'll think you're not loving her. Eventually break up (which is a pain in the butt).

That's all for today. Keep in mind that you have to talk to your girlfriend EVERY SINGLE DAY! Girls, I'll post something about boys later on. Peace Out!!

I love you like a love song baby.....

Let me tell you about my favourite thing that I do when I'm bored, listening to songs. Before that, let me tell you this. Songs and musics are two different things. Songs are where people sings with music on the background. Music is where only sound. Like Mozart or Beethoven.

Songs are everywhere. When you're bored, there's a 89% chance that you'll listen to songs. Probably Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez or other famous people. You'll listen them through either your computer/laptop, your music player or your phone. In this world, it's impossible for any person to not know even one song in this world. Take my sister for example. She's 7 and she already knows JB's Never Say Never. Songs can inspire us to write a novel, compose another song, or simply express your feelings. And yet, even songs have bad side. Some songs can deeply affect a person's life. Like emo songs. Black metal, Metallica, (wait, isn't that the same thing?) and a few others.

That's it. Hope I'll keep in update about something. Peace Out!!

P/S My mood is getting better!

brrrr.....

I'm currently at my grandmother's home on a mountain. It's freaking cold here. It makes me feel like David Blaine in ice.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Billie Jean is not my love......

We'll talk about the ultimate King of Pop. The late Michael Jackson. Who doesn't know Michael? Well, maybe a few newborn babies....

MJ was born on August 29 1958. He passed away at June 25 2009. MJ started in the singing business at 1967, with 5 of his family members, the Jackson 5. He then started he's solo career at 1971. MJ was known for his dance moves and his songs. Some like, Beat It, Billie Jean and the most popular among people, Thriller. His dance moves is what inspired people. The most popular dance was his own creation. The Moonwalk. Where you move backwards while looking like walking forward. People all over the world know him.

That's all for today. Peace Out!!

P/S I'm still in a bad mood.....

night..........

What a stressful night. I feel like killing my self in my sleep by drowning me with pillows.....

stress!!!!!

This stress is killing me. I feel like killing myself..... There's something in me that doesn't feel right..... Like something empty in my life.......

Saturday, December 3, 2011

grumble......

I'm in a reeaaallllllyyyyy bad mood today to post anything......
Look left ------------------> You failed....

10 facts about you (copied)

1 You're reading this.
2 You realized this is a dumb fact.
4 You didn't realized I skipped three.
5 You checked to see if its true.
6 You smiled.
7 You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
9 You didn't realized I skipped eight.
10 You smiled for the fact that you fell for it.
11 You're enjoying this.
12 You didn't realized that it was supposed to be only ten facts..

come with me, to the dark side.......

Today we talk about what's in everything and everyone on the planet. Bad sides. Bad sides are in everyone, everything, everywhere. When horns grows up on your head and a pointy tail grew from your butt, it could mean only one thing. Your bad side is coming out.

Bad sides can be found almost everywhere. YouTube has a bad side. Google has a bad side. Even Facebook has a bad side. This is life. You won't be human without bad side. Imagine yourself being good with a yellow circle floating above your head. It's creepy. You can't live one day without doing what the bad side wants you to do. For example, you have an important exam. You woke up late. You get ready as soon as possible. You take the bus to school. Late for exam. You blame the bus driver. You woke up late and you blame the bus driver for no arriving early. That's the bad side. Always do something negative.

That's it about today. Remember, don't join the dark side. Peace Out!!

Me+popular in school = sucks + nightmare.....

Being popular (for me) sucks. It's a living nightmare. People call your name, girls chase you, teachers praise you, it's like you're kidnapped into another dimension. And it also sucks because people tend to get jealous. So, they might start a rumour about you having a scandal with one of the students. Some might believe at it. Some might ignore it. Some might tease you with it. Others will simply do the logical thing, they spread the rumour elsewhere. There's a formula for this kind of trouble:

You + Popular= people get jealous x start spreading rumour = people thought bad things about you.

that's the popularity formula. believe me, it's true. Popularity may benefit you some times. Actually, I don't remember it being benefiting to me. Anyway, popularity is a nightmare. You usually get used to people beating you, girls ran away from you, and teachers scold at you. What if suddenly, you become popular? Just like that. The next thing you know, you're running away from school with girls chasing your tail. A total nightmare. At least you get a good work out.

That's it about today. Until the next update. Peace Out!!

I'm dating another girl while dating another one at the same time.... stupid....

This is about me. What the title said was true. I'm currently dating a girl. But, I'm dating another girl. In malay, we call this "Kayu Tiga" means cheater. Some said good job to me, some called me a moron and some are having "attractions" to me. Dating two girls made me popular in school. Yet, I can't meet both of them at the same time. That would be a disaster. I've seen girls in fights. They're not pretty. Anyway, I'm here to tell you how stupid it is, if you are dating two girls.

Your life, will be a mess. Your telephone bills are off the chart. You never had a time for yourself. You'll get "darling", "sweetheart", "baby" words WAY too much. You'll be lying. You'll be saying I Love You a lot. And you always, ALWAYS have to be careful. In case your "other" girlfriend pops out from nowhere.

he shoots, he scores!!

Today, I'll be sharing my opinion on everyone's favourite sport, soccer or as I like to call it, football. Football is a fun sport to play with anyone. Well, except for girls maybe.

The objective of football is to beat the opposing team by putting the ball into the goal. There are 7 players in each team. But normally, it will have 11 players. There will be Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder and a Striker. The Goalkeeper, defends the goal. The Defender, is like, the second layer of goalkeeper. Only, with more people. And move a lot. The Midfielder, are both Defender and Striker. Depending on which a Midfielder's good at. Midfielder ususally looks for gaps and holes for goals. The Striker, scores the goal. Each game consists of 90 minutes. 45 minutes for each half. My favourite team, is Chelsea. From the BPL League. There are hundreds of teams from different league. I can't name them all. I don't remember much.

That's about it on soccer. Want to know more, search in google. Peace Out!!

he shoots, he scores!!

Today, I'll be sharing my opinion on everyone's favourite sport, soccer or as I like to call it, football. Football is a fun sport to play with anyone. Well, except for girls maybe.

The objective of football is to beat the opposing team by putting the ball into the goal. There are 7 players in each team. But normally, it will have 11 players. There will be Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder and a Striker. The Goalkeeper, defends the goal. The Defender, is like, the second layer of goalkeeper. Only, with more people. And move a lot. The Midfielder, are both Defender and Striker. Depending on which a Midfielder's good at. Midfielder ususally looks for gaps and holes for goals. The Striker, scores the goal. Each game consists of 90 minutes. 45 minutes for each half. My favourite team, is Chelsea. From the BPL League. There are hundreds of teams from different league. I can't name them all. I don't remember much.

That's about it on soccer. Want to know more, search in google. Peace Out!!

Friday, December 2, 2011

so bored....

I'm so bored right now. Any ideas what to do? Other than jumping from a sixty story building. And please, for real.....

Thursday, December 1, 2011

videos, videos, videos......

When you click your browse, and want to watch a video. Where do you go? If you guessed YouTube, you're right. YouTube was the greatest thing since Facebook showed up.

YouTube was founded at 2005 by three former workers of PayPal. At 2006, YouTube was bought by Google US$1.65 billion. YouTube is where you share videos, and say your opinion about it. Today, billions of videos are uploaded by users all over the world so people can see it. Over 100 videos are posted each day. In YouTube, you can also gain knowledge. Like, how to eat a spaghetti with chopsticks for instance. Then, there's the bad side of YouTube. People will upload videos about other people to humiliate them. The comments can be rough and will offend the person deeply.

There's all about YouTube. Keep in touch to see more update. Peace Out!!

baby, baby, baby oohhhh.....

Today, I'll share my opinion on world's most popular boy, Justin Bieber. This young man hit the heart of girls around the world. He's the next big thing since Michael Jackson's Thriller went of the charts.

Justin Bieber started as a singing sensation when he turned sixteen with his first song, "Baby". He always sing songs that are dedicated to someone. A girl, the world, or anybody else. He's known world wide and performed many concerts around the world. There are some rumours that some girls managed to "capture" JB's heart but he says "Those are just rumours. My heart belongs to the fans". Yet, JB has been spotted, well, known, to have been close to Selena Gomez. Another teen singing sensation. There are more rumours that JB will step on MJ's shoes and become the "King Of Pop". But there're still more teen singers waiting to grab the spot.

That's all for today. I'll be keep in update about something later on. Peace Out!!

I love the way you lie......

Yes, today we'll talk about lies. Or as nice people call it, not telling the truth. Everyday in our daily lives, we will lie without noticing. It's a known fact. Everyday we lie. Not a single day pass by without us lying. Don't believe it? Suit yourself....

Lying is not telling the truth, as you all know. Sometimes, we do it without noticing. Example, when you're to lazy to do anything. Your sister came with her math homework. "Hey, 2+2 equals what?" She asks. You will say "I don't know." That's one lie. See? You do it without noticing. Don't deny it. Ask anyone in your family. That doesn't matter, because lying is what makes you human. If you don't lie, you're an alien.

That's for today. Not much. At least, it's better than nothing. Peace Out!!

surf's up the internet...

Today, I'll tell you a thing or two about the internet. The very thing that connects us to knowledge, people and a whole bunch of stuff.

Internet is basically knowledge, videos, pictures, news, songs, and everything else all in one place. You can search for anything you want to know without leaving your house and go to the library. Internet is a living book, as you may say it. It gathers new information, uploaded by people everyday. Plus, no one knows who invented the internet. Probably living rich by now. And you cannot, inherit the internet. It's for everyone. Yet, the bad side of the internet is scamming. Some people WILL place ad, saying you will gain quick money. DON'T BELIEVE THAT STUFF. They maybe saying something like: "Congratulations! You are the 999,999th visitor!" Yeah, like that's right. If you even click the ad, it will lead you to something that you will end up losing your money. So whatever you do, don't believe ads.

That's all for today. I'll be keep in update about, er, well, something. Peace out!!

where is the love......

Today we will talk something about the whole world knows (aside from facebook). Love is a strong feeling. Sometimes can kill people, or lead them to certain death. That's the 'bad side' of love. The good side, is where all the comfy feelings are. Love can make you feel safe and you won't feel lonely.

You've probably heard some people say, "Love is a battlefield". I disagree. Love is a tug of war. You are trying to pull the one you love, to your side while the person you love, is trying to resist. Love doesn't come falling from the sky. (sometimes it happens) Sure, you could wait a million years for love to come. But some say, and I agree, that it is easier to find love than to wait for one. That's one thing. But sometimes, this feeling can make you jump off a bridge. If you lose a love, let's just say, dumped. If you're dumped, grief can overwhelm you. Makes you feel like sky diving from a building without a parachute. In other words, kill yourself. That's the bad thing about love. It is, what I like to call, a line between your hapiness, and your death.

So, that's it for today about love. Till next time. Peace out!!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

today's topic, facebook

I guess you all know about facebook. the most popular social network in the world. the biggest thing since coloured tv was invented.

Facebook is a social network invented by Mark Zuckerberg. The world's first youngest millionaire. Facebook was first known at Harvard University, where he and his classmates (name unknown. search google to find out more) invented a site for Harvard students. It then spreads to other universities until the whole world knows about it. Almost every person on earth have a facebook account. Facebook is used to interact with people from a distance without leaving your home. Used to score dates (like I did.) and gain friends. Like I said, it's a social network.

Well, that's all about facebook. If you want to know more, google it. But you may not need to. After all, I guessing anyone who reads this, has a facebook account. Well, till next time. Peace out!

all about luck

luckily, my luck has increased a lot better over the past few months. don't know why. (maybe it's because of the witch i visited. no way) anyway, i'm here to tell you a bit something about luck.

luck is what decides your, well, luck. it's a very hard thing to explain. basically, if you had a bad luck, (like me) your whole day will be a bummer. if you had a good luck, you will have a good chance of finding a RM50 lying on the street. luck is all about chances. take it here for example:

your friend offers you two boxes. one of them contains a car key to a, i don't know, ferrari enzo. the other box contains a scorpion. you have a 50-50 chance to pick the right one (assuming you don't like scorpions). you only have to depend on your luck. if you have a good luck, congrats. you just won a ferrari. if you have bad luck, well, pay the hospital bills yourself.

that's about it. until next time. peace out!

Thanks!

I wanted to thank you for visiting this blog (even there are not many), and for not leaving some dirty comments. Well, keep blogging

help me god....

I just found my ex-girlfriend at the mall. OMG, I was hoping she hadn't found me. Then, she saw me. She gave me the evil look. I am so dead tonight. Filled with nightmares. (god help me....)

wow....

whoa, been a while since I've visited this place. I wonder why I named this blog like this. Don't remember. Anyway, I'll be keep in update on what's going on in my daily life. only my life. I will not post anything about other people's life or the current news. there will be nothing about justin bieber, greyson chance, lady gaga, or any other artist you may not know. (well, maybe a little.)

P/S: haven't visited this blog because to busy fighting crime. no, just kidding. to be honest I've forgotten about this blog. hehehehe

Saturday, October 15, 2011

ehehehehe

hah, pui. lama suda aku nda tinguk ni blog, baru sampai 156. nda pa bah, teruskan usaha

Adeih.......

Fuyoo, brapa juta tahun suda aku nda tulis apa2. Ada sarang labah2 suda ni tempat. Taik cicak pun banyak. haih, mau kasih bersih dulu ni blog..........

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Kalau ikut, malas aku mau pigi skola ari ni. Tapi, apa boleh buat? Terpaksa

Monday, May 16, 2011

Nasihat untuk hari ini.....

Ini ditujukan kepada kamu sana yang nda sabar2 mau kapel. Nasihat aku ialah, jangan dulu kapel. Tunggu sampai Form 3 baru start. Jangan lah start skarang. Kamu menyesal tu. Macam aku.... haih. aku nda mau ingat balik. Kecewa sangat sampai mau kapel pun aku nda mau.....

Luahan..

I've been in darkness for so long just waiting for the light,

And now that you have come my way, my days don't seem like nights.



I'm glad I'm finally overcome my fear of the other side,

Thank you for showing me the way, by taking me on this ride.



I've never really felt this way about a girl before,

You've truly touched me deep inside, you've opened, unlocked, the door.



I know it's nothing serious, but surly it's a start,

You've treated me so equally, I feel it in my heart.



And even if this does not work, I'm glad I've had this chance,

To see how great you truly are, even just for a glance.



We never know what'll come of this, it really just depends,

I'm glad we're taking the first step, we're becoming better friends.



With you I never have to guess just how you really feel,

You talk to me about the facts and tell me what's the deal.



With you I feel so comfortable, like nothing can go wrong,

I get this tingly feeling inside, you sing to me like a song.



The fact that you are older, really did freak me out,

But you treat me like I'm your age, now I'm rid of all my doubts.



I'm trying to live in the moment, by forgetting about the past,

And so far it's been working, and it�' really been a blast.



So hopefully from this day forth, I'll know just what to do,

If ever I come across a girl, another girl like you.



The first thing I think ofWhen I think of you,Is your wonderful smile.The second would be your adorable laugh.I could go on and on,But the list would never end.

When I think of the short timeThat we've been togetherAnd of all of the happy memories we've already sharedIt amazes me to no endAnd I know that we were meant to be together.I look at you and see overflowing love, hope, and joyAs well as charm, strength, happiness and dignity.With all of these wonderful qualitiesIt's no wonder I love you so.

I feel like I've known you forever

Although I only met you sometime this past year

But our friendship will remain forever

No matter what shall cross our paths and hearts



The best thing that's happened to me

Is finding a forever friend like you

You're there to listen, help, and talk to

And best of all, I know I can confide in you



Some say the best love is one sprung from friendship

So I feel this is why we should try

Time leads us in this direction

Should we follow on down the line?



Friendship and love are always intertwined

Too close which sometimes causes confusion

But if we don't try, we will never know if it was meant to be

But forever you will remain my friend



I don't know if this is going to work

I'm not totally sure we should try

But I have all these mixed feelings

Bottled up inside



I love you both inside and out as my best friend

And I know that you love me that way too

So when I say "best friends forever"

That even means when I'm saying" Goodbye, I love you, too."

Saturday, April 30, 2011

................

aku tau, semenjak dua menjak ni, aku teda post apa2. ini adalah sebab aku dilamun cinta. Jadi, perasaan ini menyebabkan aku tidak mau post apa2 di blog. kalau yg marah2 tu, sorilah ah.Aku mau post juga, tapi aku terasa dilamun cinta jadi nda mau. kalau ada apa2 cadangan atau nasihat, apa2 jak, kasitau dia chatbox bahagian palinjg atas di kiri. terima kasih. Peace!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Ada sebab......

Aku tau, lama suda aku nda post sesuatu. Aku ada trouble peribadi bah ni. Aku mau share2 luk. Sebenarnnya, aku mau cari seseorang untuk dijadikan jodoh. Salah satu sebab kenapa lagu Wali Band 'Cari Jodoh' ialah kegemaran aku. Jadi sepa2 ada cadangan atau nasihat, boleh tulis di chat. Kesian tul suda blog ni.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Untuk kelmarin

Aiyah, saya lupa pula untuk post kelmarin kan? Bah ari ni sa kasitau. Untuk kelmarin:

Nda banyak yg berlaku sebab mau cuti kan. Kami datang awal pigi skolah. Kami ingat mau main futsal skali tinguk nda jadi. Stagha. Sia2 datang awal. Baru pastu, kami terpaksa berjemur lagi sebab ada pelancaran Earth Day di skolah. Kalau aku tau begini jadinya, aku stay jak dirumah main game. Baru pastu, kami masuk kelas. Aku ingat mau escape tapi nda jadi lah. Kami blajar Geo dulu. Cikgu ajar jak cam biasa. itu, ini. Baru pastu, Bi. Kami blajar juga cam biasa, itu, ini. baru rehat. Aku skip ah. Kami sampai Agama Islam. Ada orang buat pembentangan. Kami tinguk2 jak. Pastu kami kena berlakon bah. Selepas berdrama di dewan, kami balik kelas. Tapi mau pulang suda pun.

Itu jak untuk ari ni. Nanti malam ni ada juga. Peace!!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Untuk ari ni.

Adoh, lambat stengah jam. Nda pa bah juga. Baru stengah jam, blum lagi 1 jam. Untuk ari ni:

Nda banyak yg berlaku. Tapi sepanjang skolah tu, aku selesma. Doih, bersing balik2. Mula2, sivik. Aku lambat masuk sebab ada latihan golf. Pastu kami pigi sembahyang lagi. Lambat masuk lah. Doih, itu pun mau marah suda. Baru pastu, Geografi. Cikgu bagi sedikit kertas untuk di tampal di buku. Tapi kan, kami terlampau bising, perempuan di depan bilang cikgu nangis pastu kluar. Kami mau pigi minta maaf. Tapi, kami nda jumpa cikgu, Rasa kesal pula tau. Haih. Pastu, Agama. Kawan aku, shazli, buat presentation. Ok lah juga. Tapi ada satu budak perempuan tu aku ngan Syazani panggil biawak. Lawak ni muka dia, cam biawak juga. Baru pastu, rehat, blah3, BI. Bi nda banyak yg berlaku. Cikgu mmg masuk, tapi teda kena ajar apa2. Kami becerita jak lah. Dan akhirnya, PJ. Tapi kami nda pj, sebab ada sidang pagi main bola. Sandi tul. Kami blajar jak cam biasa.

Itu jak untuk ari ni. Nanti bisuk ada lagi tuh. Peace!!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Tips untuk break up dari hubungan tanpa rasa sedih. (Perempuan)

Ok, yg mula2 tu aku buat untuk lelaki jak (ngan tomboi. Jan ambil ati) Ini untuk perempuan.
Amaran: Ini hanya untuk perempuan yg bersedia dan memang nda suka kekasih dia.

Step 1:
Sama jak macam yg mula2 tu. Jangan layan dia untuk beberapa minggu. Kalau dipanggil, jangan layan.

Step 2:
Kali ni layan dia, tapi jangan terlalu kerap. Macam, 3 hari sekali jak kau layan. Buat jak gitu.

Step 3:
Ini start suda bahaya sikit. Kalau kamu blum bersedia mau break, atau masih sayang ngan dia, close blog ni skarang. Skarang, kau luangkan masa sikit ngan kawan lelaki kau. Tapi jan terlampau banyak. Sikit2 jak.

Step 4:
Dia mungkin jealous tu. Kalau dia tanya kenapa kau sama dia, kau cakap jak saja2 bercerita. Bilang jak gitu. Masih lagi kau luang kan masa ngan dia. Tapi, kalau kau mula jatuh hati sama lelaki lain, kau ngurat sama dia sampai kau rasa dia suka kau. Kalau jatuh hati, skip sampai step 8.

Step 5:
Dia akan menjadi makin jealous. Kalau dia ada number kau, atau fb kau, jangan layan. Kalau dia sms atau telefon, jangan jawab jangan balas. Kalau kau on9 fb, kau go offline. Nanti kalau dia tanya gini: 'Kenapa kau nda telefon aku?' atau 'Kenapa kau nda online?' Kau jawab jak gini: 'Aku teda kredit.' atau 'Mama aku nda suruh online.'

Step 6:
Tahap kasih sayang terhadap dia sama kau akan berkurangan hingga tahap minima suda. Ini yg syiok nih. Kalau kau jumpa ngan dia, jan dekat dia. Kalau kau ngan kawan2 kau, kau jangan tinguk dia walaupun sekali. Kalau mau tinguk pun, tinguk tapuk2.

Step 7:
Skarang, kau jan layan dia langsung. Kalau dia panggil kau, bilang sibuk. Jangan layan dia. Kalau kau kena paksa bercakap ngan dia, buat2 malas. Kalau dia tanya kenapa, bilang teda.

Step 8:
Balik kepada lelaki yg kau slalu hangout tu. Kau lepak2 jak ngan dia. Pastu tanya dia samada dia mau jadi bf kau kah nda. Kalau iya, alhamdullilah. Pigi step 9. Kalau nda, cari llaki lain dan buat balik step 3 dan buat balik

Step 9:
Mula2, kau buat sesuatu yg buat dia nda suka kau. Pastu bilang sama diam kau mau break. Kalau dia tanya kenapa, bilang jak kau rasa kau macam nda sesuai untuk dia kah, atau pun kau nda boleh setia kah, kita lagi sesuai kalau kawan kah, apa2 lah. Buat ayat break sendiri. Nanti aku bagi ayat break cadangan. Bilang kau ada boipren baru. Kalau dia rasa macam sedih, itu sedih sikit jak tu sebab dia nda berapa sayang kau suda. Kejap jak, ilang suda sedih dia tuh.

Itu jak yg aku buli tulung. Arap2 dapat bantu kamu lah. Ini untuk perempuan jak ah. Peace!!

Untuk ari ni.

aiyah, sa teda post kan yg ari sabtu ngan ahad kan? biarjak lah. Bukannya best pun tu ari. Untuk ari ni:

Teda juga banyak yg berlaku. Mula2, sains. Nda banyak yg berlaku, kami blajar cam biasa jak. Pastu, BM. Time PLBS lah bikin takut ni. Kami di depan buat temubual. Aku jak 14 markah, yg sekumpulan ngan aku semua 13. Sebab suara aku kuat. Baru pastu, BI. Teda apa2 berlaku. Kami bercerita jak sebab cikgu kami nda adir. Baru, sejarah. Lebih kurang sama jak ngan BI, tapi kami belari sana sini lagi. Baru pastu rehat, blah3, dan akhirnya, agama. Doih, aku kena buat presentation tentang Solat Fardhu. Dapat juga. Bikin nervous nih. Sekurang2 nya syiok. Pastu, perhimpunan. Doih, sakit kaki aku berdiri terlampau lama. Tapi sekurang2 nya nda kena tahan. Tapi tadi kan, ada sesuatu yg berlaku. Seekor raksaksa sampah telah datang ke sekolah kami dan menjadi model.

Itu jak untuk ari ni. Nda berapa best juga. Nanti aku post lagi. Peace!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Untuk kelmarin

Kamu tinguk, aish, aku lupa suda untuk post ari jumaat punya. Nda pa lah. Untuk kelmarin:

Nda banyak berlaku. Kami dari masjid bawah naik pigi atas bukit lagi. Bikin penat jak. Time tu sudalah duit bellanja aku sikit. Kami naik2 jak lah ngan penat sekali. Sampai kelas, ada jak yg berlaku. Tapi nda da yg menarik la. Mula2 sejarah. Cikgu ajar macam biasa, tapi kan, tiba2 si Hanif menangis. Aku nda tau kenapa. Selepas itu, matematik. Kami blajar jak cam biasa, tapi danial balik2 buat lawak. Camna mau siap kalau gitu. Baru, rehat. Aku skip lah. Pigi sains. Kami blajar tentang cell2 tubuh badan. Ada mengandungi hanya untuk umur 13 dan keatas jak jadi aku nda mau post. Dan last skali, BM. Kami kena buat PLBS pastu kena hafal. Haih, bikin susah jak.

Nah, itu jak untuk kelmarin. Harap2 malam ni aku nda lupa ah. Peace!!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Untuk ari ni.

Nah, first time aku nda lupa untuk post. Doih, nasib baik aku ingat. Ok, untuk ari ni:

Nda banyak yg berlaku. Mula2, Seni. Kami salin2 nota jak tapi kawan aku nda abis2 bikin aku ketawa oh. Sakit suda perut aku. Baru pastu, geografi. Cikgu ajar tentang potensi tanah tinggi n blah3. Tapi si Hanif bah, kawan aku, nda abis2 ni bising. Tadi tengah hari aku bad mood, tapi cikgu suruh buat sesuatu di depan. Aku nda ingat suda apa. Si Hanif balik2 tunjuk aku. Ih, mau juga aku tumbuk dia tadi. Sudalah tapuji, kin panas lagi. Selepas geografi, kami blajar BI. Cikgu masuk, kasi cerita2 lawak lah. Tapi kebanyakan pasal kekotoran dunia ini. Baru banyak lagi kerja rumah dibaginya. Baru, rehat. Aku skip lah, lepas rehat, agama islam. Aku kena buat presentation ari Isnin minggu depan. MINGGU DEPAN!!! Aku nda mau!!! Bikin malu jak. Baru, matematik. Kejap jak ni. pastu pulang....

Itu jak untuk ari ni. Nanti bisuk ada tu. Peace!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tips untuk break up dari hubungan tanpa rasa sedih.

Ok, ari ni, aku mau kasi nasihat tentang break up tanpa sedih. Tapi aku mau kasi warning.
WARNING: Tips ini hanya boleh digunakan oleh pasangan yg rapat sedikit, ataupun tidak begitu rapat. Jika hubungan yg terlampau rapat sampai memangggil sayang2 ataupun nda jumpa dua minit suda rindu, itu nda boleh.

Step 1:
Kalau kamu mau break sama seseorang, kamu jangan dulu layan dia untuk 2-4 minggu. Kalau dia panggil, bilang sibuk.

Step 2:
Selepas beberapa minggu, dia akan mula rindu kau. Dia akan start untuk mendekati kau balik. Kalau ini terjadi, jauhi dari dia untuk beberapa minggu.

Step 3:
Jika dia tanya: 'Kenapa kau macam nda layan aku lagi?' atau yg sama maksud dengannya, cakap jak aku sibuk bah time tu. Tapi jarang bah dorang tanya benda gini sebab terlalu malu.

Step 4:
Kalau hubungan kamu nda terlalu rapat, break jak sama dia trus. Nanti aku bagi ayat2 untuk break. Kalau dia masih lagi sayang kau, buat begini. Jadi samseng sikit. Sikit jak, jangan terlampau.

Step 5:
Kalau itu berjaya, dia punya kasih sayang akan berkurang skit terhadap kau. Pastu, plan satu rancangan sama kawan2 kau. Suruh kawan kau, report sama cewek kau yg kawan kau kena tumbuk oleh kau. Antara akan jadi dua perkara.
Pertama: Dia akan mempertahankan kau.
Kedua: Dia akan cakap biar jak maknanya kasih sayang dia berkurang.

Step 6:
Jika kau dapat result yg pertama, kau mesti buat Step 5 sehingga dapat result kedua. Kalau suda, dia akan bertanya: 'Kenapa kau macam makin jahat suda ni?' dan yg sama maksud denganya. Jawab jak gini: 'Aku makin berubah bah.'

Step 7:
Selepas itu, luangkan masa lebih dengan kawan ataupun kawan perempuan dari dia. Dia akan berasa jealous. Dia mungkin tanya gini: 'Kenapa kau luangkan masa ngan dia??' ataupun 'Kau masih suka sama aku kah.' Kalau dapat yg pertama, jawab gini: 'Bercakap2 jak bah. Bukannya apa2.'. Kalau dapat yg kedua, cakap gini: 'Iya bah.' tapi cakap macam malas.

Step 8:
Kasih sayang dia terhadap kau patutnya dalam tahap rendah suda ni. Skarang, jangan layan dia buat beberapa minggu lagi. Kalau dia panggil, buat2 nda dengar atau sibuk.

Step 9:
Patutnya, dia dalam tahap: "Aku Nda Suka Sama Kau Suda." Kalau gitu, break jak sama dia. bilang jak gini: 'Ermm, aku ni nda brapa suka suda sama kau bah. Jadi aku mau break.' gitu.

Step 10:
Antara tiga result:
Pertama: Dia mau break sama kau.
Kedua: Dia bilang mau pikir dulu
Ketiga: Dia menangis sebab kau break sama dia.

Itu jak yg aku buli tulung. Kalau nda dapat membantu sorilah. Nanti ada lagi tips dari aku. Peace!!

Untuk ari ni. (kelmarin)

astgah, balik2 aku lupa mau post. Sori2 ah kepada kamu semua walaupun nda berminat. Bah, untuk ari ni:

Erh, nda juga banyak yg berlaku. Mula2, sivik. Kami pigi bilik TV/AVA untuk dapat kerja rumah secara individu. Iaitu, aku pun lupa suda. Pastu, GF, atau dikenali sebagai, girlfriend. Eseh, itu testing. Geografi bah. Nda juga banyak. Nasib cikgu Mak nda datang. Kalau iya, susah aku mau blajar. Dia macam ada aura bah yg bikin takut aku. Pastu, agama islam. Stagah, disebabkan ketidakfahaman kami, kami terpaksa membuat pembentangan tentang agama islam. Cikgu bagi topik, kami buat pembentangan. Secara INDIVIDU!!! Susah dia. Malangnya, aku terlibat. Baiknya, aku dapat topik Solat Fardhu. Pastu, rehat, blah3, baru BI. Tapi BI teda cikgu masuk tadi, jadi, kami buat buduh jak lah. Akhir skali, PJ. Syioknya, kami main bola. Nda syioknya, team kami terlebih satu urang, pastu cikgu join team kami. Jadi, 7 vs 5 lai tuh. Walaupun kami menang, tapi kemenangan itu tidak adil dan aku nda mau terima.

Itu jak waktu ari selasa. Nanti malam ni ada lagi. Peace!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Untuk kelmarin

Alah, sa lupa lagi post untuk ari isnin kan? Bah2, untuk ari isnin:

Nda juga banyak yg buli sa cerita. Aku pigi skola cam biasa jak. Tapi time Bi, takut aku cikgu mau check buku, tapi skalinya, fuh. nda jadi juga. kami baca2 sajak jak ni. Tapi time perhimpunan, adoih, punyalah sakit perut aku. Bangas bah suda milo aku minum tadi tuh.

itu jak untuk kelmarin. nda banyak kan?? nnt malam ni ada lagi aku post. aku nda lupa kali ni. Peace!!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Untuk ari ni. (kelmarin)

Alah, sorilah, saya nda post apa2 semalam. Terlalu sibuk. Bah untuk ,kelmarin:

Nda juga banyak yg berlaku. Kami kasi bersih rumah sikit. Pastu kazen aku bawa jalan2 di 1B. Dorang main boling 11 game, aku main 2 game jak. Lepas dua game, huh, apa lagi. Aku pigi arked mau main MT tapi ada orang. Waktu aku masuk, aku jumpa kawan aku iaitu, Aila. Pastu, datang lagi satu urang nama dia Afiq. Kami mau main MT, tapi ada urang jadi main benda lain lah dulu. Mula2, aku main tu timbak2. Baru, jalan2 lagi, kami main tu Battle Gear 3, punya main bidak. Ada juga kami main Outrun 3. Nda aku tau macam mana mau main tuh. Baru kami main Street Fighter. Afiq menang 1 kali, aku menang 3 kali. hahaahhah. Baru last skali, kami main tu Initial D Arcade Stage 5. Afiq menang. Baru dia pulang, aku masih lagi di situ. Aku masih lagi menuggu untuk tempat MT tu kosong, jadi aku main puncher jap. Sakit trus tangan aku. Baru aku tinguk urang berlumba di tempat MT tu jap. Tiba2, ada satu urang kluar, aku trus rebut tempat dia. Huh, puas ati. Berabis ni aku tune. Sampai 700HP suda.

Bah itu jak lah untuk kelmarin. Nanti ari ni ada tu jam 8 malam. Peace!!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

untuk ari ni

Adoih, lambat nya aku mau post. Skarang jam 11suda. Sorilah, aku tengah main boling sama kazen aku bai ni. Ok, untuk ari ni:

Nda banyak yg berlaku oh. Kami.jalan2 di 1B jak mau tinguk wayang ngan main boling. Se belum itu, di rumah aku main fb non stop. Pastu aku main dota jap (walaupun aku nda pro) pastu main cs. Baru kami jalan. Kami makan2 dulu, baru tinguk tu wayang Source Code. Bikin bingung oh cerita dia. Balik2 mengulang cerita yg sama. Kalau kamu tinguk, gerenti boring punya. Kerja rumah aku blum siap, bisuk baru ku buat. Cuci kasut ngan baju pun bisuk. Duih, ngantuk dia. Sebenarnnya, aku masih di 1 B bah ni. Online guna internet henpon

itu jaklah untuk ari ni.bisuk baru saya post benda lain. Peace!!

Friday, April 8, 2011

Post Rawak

Adoih, kenapa tiba2 aku terasa mau kapel oh? Slalunya aku nda dapat perasaan gini tapi, tiba2 aku dapat oh. Kenapa? Sepa boleh explain. Slalunya aku tinguk orang kapel, aku nda jealous atau apa2, tapi skarang,pikir orang kapel pun bikin aku tumbuk dinding. Biarlah dulu tuh, aku mau explain sikit pasal babak kekasih ni:

Kalau kekasih ni, ada baiknya, ada buruknya.
Penjelasan kekasih, Dia bukan saja untuk kamu bawa jalan2 pi 1B trus berkaroke. Bukan, dia adalah teman sejiwa kamu. Kamu haruslah menjaga hati nya ngan baik. Dia bukanlah sebarang permainan yg kamu permainkan dan bila suda bosan, kamu akan membuangnya begitu sahaja. Nanti saya bagi tips untuk break up tanpa mengalami kesedihan, atau patah jiwa.

Baiknya tentang kekasih
Kamu tidak akan keseorangan. Selalu akan ada teman untuk berbual. Dia juga boleh tolong kamu menyelesaikan masalah yg kamu hadapi. Dia boleh menjadi kawan paling baik kamu.

Buruknya tentang kekasih
Susah mau handle. Kadang2 dorang minta terlalu banyak sampai jadual kau ketat sangat. Kekasih tidak lah begitu buruk sekali. Tetapi ada satu benda yg semua kekasih perempuan ada: cerewet. dan untuk lelaki pula: cepat jealous. jangan menafikan, mmg betul ni. saya tau, saya single. Tapi ada kawan saya yg kapel dan saya tau macam mana perangai dorang. Dan inilah yg paling buruk kalau ada kekasih, susah mau break. Kamu takut, kamu akan patahkan hati dia, membuat dia menangis, membuat ayah dia marah sampai ayah dia bawa parang jumpa kamu. Inilah perkara paling susah mau buat kalau ada kekasih. nanti saya bagi tips untuk break tanpa kesedihan

Itu jak untuk ari ni. Sekian makasih. Peace!!

Untuk ari ni.

aku terlambat 59 minit untuk post benda ni. Sikit lagi lambat satu jam. Ok, untuk ari ni:

Tida banyak yg berlaku selain daripada penat sebab naik bukit dari masjid. Punyalah lapar aku nda bawa duit belanja tadi oh. Mula2 sejarah dulu. Teda apa2 berlaku, kami rite kertas jak. Trus, sains lagi. Sama juga, nda banyak yg berlaku. Baru, rehat, aku nda beli langsung. Baru, aku kena offer pigi club golf. Accept jak lah. Lepas rehat, aku pigi kelas terus. Baru, maths lagi. Ptui aku nda siap kerja rumah. Nasib cikgu nda marah. Baru last2 lagi, BM. Nasiblah, kami nda berdrama. Kami buat karangan. Time pulang, kesakitan perut aku. Tapi si Shazli kacau tul. Sampai sini, aku berehat jap baru aku on9.

Itu jak untuk ari ni. Bisuk cuti jadi ada lagi. Peace!!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Cerita Hari ni (kelmarin lah)

Alalalala, sori2 kepada kamu semua. Aku nda post apa2 kelmarin. Jadi aku post ari ni lah. Untuk kelmarin:

Kami ada pertandingan futsal di skola. Kami menang dan maju ke quarter final. Pastu, kami telah sekali lagi, membuat cikgu Seni kami marah kerana tidak membawa buku. Habis saja seni, ada geografi lagi. Nda banyak yg berlaku. Baru lepastu Bi. Nasib cikgu nda check buku kami. Amin2. Cikgu sibuk bah tu. Baru pastu Agama Islam. Sama juga, nda banyak yg berlaku. Baru pastu, M3. Begitu mengelirukan cara cikgu ajar sampai aku mau tidur bah.

Itu jak untuk kelmarin. Ari ni nanti aku post. Peace!!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Untuk ari ni.

Sekali lagi, saya minta maaf kerana terlambat. Terlalu kesyiokan menyanyi tadi. Bah, untuk ari n:

Nda juga banyak yg berlaku tadi selain daripada lutut aku sakit sepanjang ari. Mula2 time sains, cikgu marah sebab kami masuk makmal tanpa kebenaran. Baru kami buat experiment tentang pendulum ngan ntah apa lagi. Paham2 lah. Lepas tu, Bm. Kami telah mengadakan ujibakat dalam drama Kasut Kelopak Jantung yg berjudul, surat untuk Ina. Malangnya, aku dapat masuk dalam drama itu. Baiknya, aku dapat watak yg nda banyak sangat bercakap. Syukur2. Pastu, ICT lagi. Setelah membuat cikgu marah kerana tidak menyiap kan kerja rumah, iaitu presentation. Kami dibahagi kepada 4 kumpulan. Aku masuk kumpulan kedua. Kumpulan 3 ngan 4 suda siap. Kumpulan 1 langsung nda siap. Kumpulan aku pula, sibuk membuat presentation sementara kumpulan 3 ngan 4 buat presentation dorang. Buat last minute oh. Tapi, dengan nasib sebelah kami, dapat juga. Baru akhir skali, KH. Nda brapa banyak yg berlaku. Baru aku pulang. Sampai lah di sini.

Itu jak untuk ari ni. Nnt bisuk aku post lagi. Peace!!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Post Rawak

Aduh, harap2 ari ni nda ujan. Kami ada PJ. Doa2 supaya nda ujan ah. Kanyang oh tadi makan mi sedap. *Sendawa* Ah, lega rasanya. Kali ni, aku mau kasitau sedikit tentang skola ku.

Namanya SMK Tobobon. Satu2 nya skola yang terletak di atas bukit dekat KK. Sebab itulah setiap kali sembahyang dari masjid di bawah, mesti naik bukit. Memenatkan. Peraturan yg ketat. Guru2 kebanyakannya tegas, tapi ada juga yg lawak. Salah satu daripada peraturannya ialah, nda buli rambut panjang. Sluar ketat pun nda boleh. No dye2 rambut. Itu2 lah. Waktu rehat kami pun kejap jak. Demi untuk 'mementingkan' pelajaran. Tapi, bagus juga tu skolah, walaupun padang dia beralaskan batu.

Itu jak yg aku kasitau untuk kali ni, stay tuned, Peace!!

Ayat2 Jiwang.

Saya nda tau mau buat dalam BM kah BI, jadi saya buat BI jak lah. Kalau ada yg kamu nda paham, komen jak. Saya buat 3 jak. Saya kasi translate:

Ayat Jiwang 1st:
I've always dreamed of you, every time I went to sleep. And everytime I wake up, I always wanted to see your face. Your smile brings hapiness to my heart. Your laugh, is like music to me. Everytime I see you, all my problems go away. You are always, and will forever be my love.

Ayat Jiwang 2nd (boleh dihantar kepada kekasih):
I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. When we became friends, you were the most amazing one I have ever met. When I have problems, you were always there to help me. You were one of my bestest friends. Hope you will accept me.

Ayat Jiwang 3rd (paling jiwang aku buli buat.):
I've been looking for a perfect girl for me. For all I've known you, you are my perfect girl as long as I live, I was finding the only girl perfect for me. The answer is right in front of me the whole time. You were the girl. I'm in love with you right now. I want to hold you in my arms and never ever let go. I hope you will accept me as I am.

Cerita Hari ni.

Skali lagi, aku terlambat. Ubah jadual lah, aku post hidup harian aku setiap 8 malam. Ok, untuk ari ni:

Nda brapa banyak yg berlaku. Tapi time matapelajaran BI mmg kin takut lah. Cikgu mau check buku siapa lawa buku siapa buruk. Orang lain punya buku lawa2, yg ensem pun ada. Kalau buku aku ditinguk, ptui, gerenti d tong sampah. Tapi nasiblah, aku pandai pikir cepat. Buku kelas kami di check oleh cikgu baris demi baris, dan waktu time barisan aku, aku pindah pigi depan. Tu cikgu nda perasan langsung. Nasib2. Pastu, nda ada banyak lagi yg berlaku selain daripada kaki jadi kebas bediri ada perhimpunan. Punyalah boring, tapi sikit lagi aku kena panggil pigi depan sebab bercerita.

Bah itu jak lah untuk ari ni, nnt bisuk ada lagi tu. Peace!!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Cerita Hari ni.

Adei, tension oh pasal bisuk. Sebab tu aku lambat post satu jam. Ok, cerita aku untuk ari ni:

Seperti biasa, nda banyak yg berlaku ari ni. Aku ngan famili aku di rumah jak buat deh. Pastu petang2 kami makan di Grace Point. Sedap2 makanan dia sana. Kamu try lah, ada Tugu Peringatan Double Six di sana untuk mengingat jasa2 askar kita pada tahun 1966. Aku nda tau pasal sejarah ni, aku antam jak.

Bah, itu jak lah untuk ari ni, ingat ah, kalau ada problem, nda kira rahsia atau tidak, kasi tau aku. Comment jak di mana2 atau tanya jak dari fb aku:
Aizat Tetsugaya. Bah, bagus2 kamu ah, Peace!!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ok, kali ni aku mau kasitau macam mana mau jadi jiwang. Mmg nda membantu sepa2 tapi aku kasi jak. Manatau ada orang mau jadi jiwang. Sediakan satu buku atau post jak d fb. cadangan aku, post d fb lagi senang.

Step 1:
Untuk benda jiwank kau yg pertama, cari jak apa2 benda jiwank di internet. Surat cinta kah, ayat cinta kah apa2 jak lah. Buat benda ni untuk satu ari jak.

Step 2:
Selepas itu, kau mesti start untuk post benda jiwank sendiri, dan jangan copy paste lagi. Kalau mau copy paste pun, buat untuk satu minggu jak. jangan lebih. Buat ayat sendiri, guna idea dan kreativiti sendiri.

Step 3:
Selepas itu, orang akan mula perasan yg kau suda berubah jadi jiwank. Mungkin ada yg kasi ketawa kau, tapi mungkin ada juga yg bilang kau kreatif ngan romantik blah3 paham2 lah.

Step 4:
Selepas beberapa minggu, orang lain akan start juga jadi jiwang cam kau. Ini dinamakan H5N5. Penyakit yg aku mulakan, iaitu Selesma Jiwang. Bahaya, kerana virus ini haya berjangkit melalui internet. Tapi nda slalu berjangkit.

Step 5:
Sudah kau berjiwank di internet, perempuan akan mula suka kau. Di realiti, diorang berabislah bergosip betapa romantiknya kau (chewah. Aku teda pun kena respon gini. makin di olok ada lah)

Step 6:
Semua itu sekejap sahaja. Lama kelamaan, orang akan berasa boring dengan perangai jiwang kau. Untuk menarik perhatian balik, buat satu ayat yg jiwank banar lah, dan post di fb. Nanti aku post beberapa ayat jiwank cadangan aku. Post benda ni, dan kalau orang komen: 'Jiwang juga kau ni.' Kau balas gini: 'Ini untuk seseorang bai ni.'

Step Terakhir:
Ikut jalan sendiri. Samada kau berenti jadi jiwang atau pun teruskan jadi jiwang.

Itu adalah tips untuk ari ni, peace!!

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Atukui, balik2 mati karen. Aku on komputer jak mati karen. 4 kali lagi tu.... haih, nasib skarang nda mati oh. Arap2 nda mati karen lagi lah. Kepanasan abis suda aku ni. Ok, post aku yg ini berkaitan ngan sedikit sebanyak tentang aku. Zodiak scorpio, mempunyai imaginasi yg liar, luas dan nda tentu. Daya ingatan yg nda seberapa. Dan dalam proses mengarang cerita. Nda kaya, nda miskin, tengah2 jak. Abang angkat aku baru kaya, duit belanja satu ari RM10. Tapi nda pandai spend, budu tul. Banyak cakap, kadang2 nda pandai diam. Mood slalu bertukar, kadang2 ceria, kadang2 sedih, kadang2 blur. Slalu buat kerja rumah di last minute. telah di reject 8 kali oleh 8 perempuan berbeza :( kesian ni. Umm, apa lagi ah...... itu jak lah. Nanti2 lagi bisuk kalau mau tinguk lagi ah,

Cerita Hari ni.

Sorilah aku lambat post, tadi aku jalan pigi 1B. Sebenarnnya aku baru balik bai ni. Ok, untu ari ni:

Nda brapa banyak juga yg berlaku. Kami bergotong royong di rumah, pastu jalan. Kami jalan pigi 1B pukul, 6 gitu lah. Sampai pukul 9. Aku main boling dua game, pastu aku pigi arked. Famili aku main 4 game. Waktu aku pigi sana, mau main MT (Maximum Tune. Lumba kreta bai tu.) tapi ada orang main. Aku main dulu timbak2 jap, pastu main Tekken 6, best oh. Baru ada satu tempat kusung, apa lagi, aku rebut lah. Mula2 aku buat satu kad, untuk kawan aku sebab dia minta buat. Pastu aku lumba jap. Ada tune lah, ngan dress up sikit, tapi pastu, kena panggil. Kejap jak ni aku main. Pastu kami makan di KFC, sedap. Kekenyangan aku. Baru kami pigi kedai cd, mama aku beli cd, aku mau beli game computer, tapi mahal. Aku mau beli game DMC4 bah tu. (Devil May Cry bah ging) tapi mama aku nda suruh sebab mahal. Lepas beli cd, pulang lah sampai aku di sini.

Itu jak untuk ari ni, tunggu bisuk malam untuk tinguk apa lagi yg jadi sama aku. Rajin2 tinguk blog aku ah, kalau boleh follow lah.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Tips untuk mengurat si 'dia'

Nasihat Pertama untuk mengurat:

Iya, aku tau. aku masih single dan mungkin nasihat2 aku ni nda berguna. tapi blum cuba blum tau bah.

Step 1:
Kalau ada satu urang kau suka, tapi kau nda kenal, pigi berkenalan. (Kalau suda kenal skip pigi Step 2) Beranikan diri dan berkenalan dengan dia.

Step 2:
Kalau suda kenal, cuba cari tempat yg dia slalu lepak time rehat. Ataupun, ikut2 jak dia pigi mana. (kalau suda tau, pigi step 3) Buat ini untuk 2 bulan

Step 3:
Kalau kamu dua suda rapat, minta nombor dia ataupun nama fb dia. Tapi jangan minta number dia kalau masih lagi blum rapat. Rapatkan hubungan dengan membuat dia ketawa, kalau dia ada masalah tolong dia. guna cara sendiri untuk rapatkan hubungan kamu.

Step 4:
kalau suda minta number dia, sms dia. Jangan call, terlalu merbahaya. ada risiko yg mama dia akan tahu. Kalau suda minta fb dia, kamu cakap2 jak dulu. kalau dia bawa kau bercakap tentang sesuatu topik, ikut jak. walaupun topik yg kamu nda suka.

Step 5:
Kalau kamu suda rasa yakin, dan dia suda jadi bestpren kamu, tanya kalau dia ada kekasih atau tidak. Kalau iya, apa boleh buat. Terpaksa cari yg lain. Kalau tidak, cakap syukur banyak kali dalam ati. kalau dia tanya "Kenapa kau tanya?" cakap jak macam ni: 'Teda, saja jak.'

Step 6:
Kalau setiap malam, rajin2 sms dia atau buka fb pastu chatting ama dia. Kasi rapat lagi hubungan kamu dan tanya apa yg kau mau. Amaran: jangan tanya soalan peribadi. Boleh menjejaskan hubungan.

Step 7:
Kalau pulang dari skolah, jalan sama2 dia. Kasi kawan lah sampai bas atau kereta dia. Kalau ada kawan kamu yg mengusik2 kah, peduli. Jangan layan. Kalau dia tanya 'Sepa tu?' Bilang jak camni: "Kawan aku, biar jak. Jan layan"

Step 8:
Stelah berkenalan selama beberapa bulan atau minggu, tiba lah masa untuk melamar dia jadi kekasih. Pilih hari yg sesuai, waktu yg kamu nda sibuk. Sms dia, bilang: 'Aku mau jumpa kau. Ada sesuatu aku mau tanya. Hal Private.' Cakap gitu. Pilih masa dan tempat yg sesuai. Cadangan aku, waktu berjalan time pulang, tanya dia.

Step 9:
Kalau suda sampai ari yg ditunggu, jumpa sama dia. Time kamu dua sama2, kau jangan cakap terus2. Boleh membuat dia hairan, marah pastu lari. Buat macam perkataan tu susah mau keluar dari mulut. Macam, erh, arh, umm, etc. Nnt ada tu dia cakap: "Kenapa kau ni??". "Ah, ada aku mau tanya.' gitu kau bilang.

Step Last:
Selepas itu, lamar dia pelan2. Macam ni: "Sebenarnnya aku lama suda suka sama kau, jadi, arh.' Cakap gitu. Dia mungkin akn senyum atau ketawa kerana gembira. bukan kasi ketawa kau. Kau cakap gini sama dia: "Aku mau jadi bf/gf kau bah buli kah??' Kalau suda kau tanya, antara dia kasitau bisuk, atau dia kasitau skarang. Kalau buli, kau senyum2, sampai rumah kau lumpat2 atas katil cam orang gila. Kalau dia bilang tidak, kau cakap jak gini: 'Oh, bah nda apa lah.' Trus kamu jadi kawan juga masih tu. Jangan marah kalau dia bilang tidak. Nnt persahabatan kamu akan putus. Tapi kalau tidak, jangan sedih, dan teruskan usaha mencari.

Bah itu seja yg saya buli tulung untuk ari ni. Nanti saya bagi lagi tip lain. Kalau ada masalah, komen dan tinguklah dulu kalau sya boleh tulung. Peace dan see you again

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Skarang tengah gotong royong di rumah. Begitu memenatkan sekali. Kalau mau berehat pun teda cerita syiok mau tinguk di TV. Kalau aku online fb pun nda banyak notification. Baik aku buang masa dengan menaip benda ni. Aku kasi cerita sikit lah pasal diri aku ni. Aku ni boleh dikatakan penyabar lah. nda brapa suka bersukan, tapi suka bermain jak. Kalau berkaitan dengan alat2 elektronik, boleh dikatakan aku pandai juga lah. Ada dua adik, satu laki satu perempuan. Dan juga satu kakak angkat dan satu abang angkat. Sebenarnnya, nda betul2 lah. Cuma main2 jak. Dua2 pun menyakitkan ati, dan suka membuli aku dan tidak menolong. (Jangan marah, itu mmg kenyataan.) Kalau hal2 lagu, slalunya minat Linkin Park, tapi lagu lain pun boleh bah. Berbangsa dusun, dan nasib malang slalunya. Sebab tu nda boleh dekat sama aku. Tapi kalau abang angkat aku, dia dekat aku dia nasib baik. kalau orang lain nasib malang. (dia guna ilmu hitam.) bah itu2 jak lah. lain kali saya kasitau lagi benda lain, Peace!!

Cerita Hari ni.

Aku akan post apa yg telah berlaku pada aku pada ari ni setiap malam jam 7 gitu lah. Untuk ari ni:

Nda banyak berlaku sama aku selain daripada penat, lega dan rasa nda sedap ati sepanjang ari. Dari masjid pigi skolah naik bukit hampir 1 km. Apa nda penat kan?? Tapi sejak dari masjid tu, aku rasa macam nda sedap badan. Macam ada yg akan berlaku ari ni. Tapi aku tunggu, teda pula. Dalam perjalanan naik bukit, ada bugis ntah dari mana minta 10 sen dari kawan aku. Kami nda bagi trus naik jak. Di skola pula, yg perempuan makan nda ku tau apa. Tapi lepas abis makan, dorang kepedasan. (Kotoh sepa suruh) Yg lelaki pula, nda banyak yg jadi selain daripada ketua kelas kami bikin kami ketawa sampai pecah perut. Itu2 jak lah sampai pulang. Waktu pulang pula, aku main2 sama kawan aku sambil turun bukit ngan kereta turun juga. Aku sebat dia pakai necktie banyak kali. Sampai rumah, mandi, makan sekejap, trus online, baru aku buat ni blog. Sebenarnnya tiga bah suda blog aku. Tapi nda kena guna suda. Itu jak yg berlaku sama aku pada ari ni.